"I wish I could have been there to see the look on Doc Stites' face when Artie Dunbar, (the un-disputed George Washington Elementary School champion of hi-jinks and practical jokes) pulled his now famous "Chiclets" escapade. To this day, Doc tells the story of how Artie smuggled the chewing gum into his office for his never-fail, once-every-six-month cavity and "how-many-times-a-day-do-you-brush" checkup. Artie's now in his middle forties with three kids of his own and Old Doc still calls him "The Incisor Surpriser!'"